Tuesday, 12 February 2008

I think I'm back

Na wa o!

Blogsville has really changed since I've been away. Its been only about three odd months or so and the atmosphere has become confoundingly bizarre. Before i go into that though, I'd like to give a piece of mind to bloggers who didn't give me, er, peace of mind. They kept bugging me for updates and stalking my blog, making me feel positively important (admittedly, these bloggers were quite few and with astonishing oneness of mind all stopped checking up on me after two or three halfhearted tries) Anyway, they did a lot boost my morale throughout my hiatus.

I also want to comment on my absence. I guess I should explain what happened and give some convincing story about me prevailing against all odds and that sort of thing, but frankly I don't really care to do any explaining. It goes against my grain to return to the past. I mean, living in the present is tasking enough and thinking about the future is donwright daunting. Also my past is riddled with mistakes, halftruths, scandalous emotional liasions and dizzying amounts of alcohol and these really are not devils I'd like to call up at this moment.

Finally, (oh jeez, this is beginning to sound like a grammy acceptance speech)...
ok. there is no finally. I just said that to give the narrative a structure.

so i was saying i'd noticed changes in Blogsville since I came back on board. I must have been a sort of stabilising factor because without me around bloggers have gone haywire. new ones, old ones...

first of all afrobabe, besides, giving us an eyeful of humerus in "fuck-me-pumps" continues to plaster her perfectly sensible posts with dirty pictures. honestly these days I dont have to read Ubong Da anymore for imaginative thoughts

and atutu is having a crush on Norah Jones of all people! forget the fact he tried to couch it as a narrative emphasizing an appreciation of her musical talent, I know what he had going on in his mind. I'm not saying she's not fine or anything o! but happened to Brick & Lace, Beyonce...

carlang, unfortunately, has reached the end of the line as he almost has certainly lost mind. despite whatever he says he sincerely thinks afrobabe is Jennifer Lopez, bases his predictions on Nigeria's chances in the Nations' cup on happenings on animal channels on Cable TV and, worst of all, acts a sixth toe in what obviously was a carefully intended menage a trois.

ubong da doesnt seem to have had any sexual experience since december and that's one of the real tragedies in blogsville today.

freaksho's latest endeavour is to write a book, waith for this....with no words of his own! He's asked the whole world to send in some of their best poetry in the guise of getting the perfect valentine couplet. soon as he's complied them he plans to have them published so he can live on the illegal proceeds all his life while we, the real authors, langiush on the periphery of literary excellence. talk about valentine's day massacre! (that was somewhat melodramatic, wasn't it?)

and since supergirl has become a company secretary she's stopped putting up posts

fantasyqueen, on the other hand has been living the life of a queen, being patronised by other bloggers...wait o, what is this talk i'm hearing about fantasyqueen and carlang? warrahell! and these two people decieved us that they actually enjoyed blogging when they were only using this as a dating site...

55 comments:

bumight said...

first!!!!

bumight said...

are u kidding me? It's only about three odd months? dude, three months is a loooooooooong time! and u r not even going to give an acceptable excuse?
*sulking*
welcome back sha...

fantasy queen said...

so u knew twas a speech eh? was already playing the 'get of the stage music'

its good to have u back dude, altho i wouldnt hold my breath expecting you to hang around.

and wats thst u accuse me of?...oh okay, no piont denying, the alcohol u're probably still high on is making u see things right.

plus i'm technically 2nd...yaay

Carlang said...

I'm tempted to leave a line but coming right after Fantasy Queen i can see how this is going to lend credence to your theory of love between us so...

I wont drop a note.
Ha!

Carlang said...

Okay.....
Maybe i did drop a note.

lol.
Welcome back.
Fantasy Queen and I?
Ah..
Now there's a dream.
To be the date of someone so lovely.
To be the voice at the other end of the phone.
You say this is happening?

Welcome back Ozaveshe.
For Godsakes stay!

Carlang said...

In sustenance of the creepy tradition that has invaded Blogsvilled since your absence i must announce that..

i'M THIRD.

Why we do this i am yet to know.
Must count for something..

P.s Be nice to Fantasy queen.
Between you, me and her...
SHe's the Sexiest!

princesa said...

Welcome back from ur hiatus.

Funny comment u left at my blog.

1stpet2v9 said...

LMAO! Welcome back cuzzo.. mizzed u mush!

Supergirl said...

my love ozaveshe, you dont realise your absence on blogsville really affected me adversely, i tried to put them up but i couldnt because i wasnt sure you were reading anymore and... Im over joyed youre back and... I love you!! Its vals day and thie is the only day i can start declaring my love for you. Please never leave blogsville again.

ozaveshe said...

@bumight: the reral excuse is kinda coded. plus it might not serve anymore as an excuse once you hear it...

and thanks for being first.

@fantasygueen: have faith in me. i am hanging around. faith can move mountians

@carlang:how u doing? yeah fantasy is sexy, and really a nice person besides that. its funny how u get to know pple thru their posts(plus their profile pics on facebook) - fantasyqueen:nice and sexy, carlang: quirky, irresponsible...
nice to be back though. missed this bunch a whole lot.

princessa: the post i left was true. how u doing this valentine?

@cuzzin: werin dey? i'm back o! how u doing, and i'm sure u have gist for me...

geisha said...

funny.

Freaksho said...

drat.my plot to easy gain has been foiled.
darn you, Oz.
darn you to hell!

Onome said...

hehehehehehe.....good to have u back bro and @freaksho, roflmao

fantasy queen said...

u see me on facebook...now i'm going to hunt u out there.

ozaveshe, thats so sweet....
plus emmmm...carl, i'm blushing, help, i'm floating..

1stpet2v9 said...

Love u cuzzo! matter of fact... texting u now!

bumight said...

coded excuse? Now I really want to hear it.

are you back for real, or you think you're back?

Bunmmy said...

nice twist of words and lang, nice blog....

Anonymous said...

So even if you've put our friendship in the bin,,,,,,
i'll admit its good to have u back
u-know-who
clue: i'm not scared of harry potter

fantasy queen said...

hey, eva heard of UPDATE? read it up do the practical aspect.

ozaveshe said...

@supergirl: you're the most special person to me now. u're the only one who said those three magic words to me thru out this valentine farce of a thing.

@geisha: and ur profile pic was the nearest to kissable lips i saw (ok. i admit kissing the laptop screen maybe once or ten times)

@freaksho: during this period of love, hell is where the heart is. that sounds all wrong. hmm, i'm sure i missed a word there...

@onome: nice to be back too. Question: are u as perceptive as u sound on ur feb 14 post?

1st pet: got ur text. u get mine? u havent gisted us how ur 14th went.

@bumight: curiousity killed the cat. not saing u're a cat o!

@bunmy: thanks. u're kinda new, right?

@fantasyqueen: see who is talking about update. remove the heavy log in your eye...

bumight said...

*raised eyebrows* so what are u saying o?

Omosewa said...

lol...happy new year.

I've made enough noise about Asa, as in, im sure i've traumatised people. She and her album rock!

AlooFar said...

Hi,

Someone told me about your blog. I remember stumbling at it sometime. Man, u write like fire.

But I'm kinda curious about your blog title... has it got anything to do with "Cunnilingus"?

Don't mind me ;)
I'm a fan.

Cheers.

Afrobabe said...

OOOO MMMYYYY GGGOOOODDD!!!!


Lmao..

Roflmao

Where have I been, infact when did you write this...My sensible posts huh...

would you have me stop posting the pictures?

Would you ask for my heart/soul/essence on a platter?

Would you have me without substance?

Me without the pics.... :)

antipop said...

hey, tx for droppin at mine. you owe the people an explanation. blogsville is like family. so u dont just up and disapear from family without reason now do you?

Supergirl said...

This boy you come again o. Update now or is it one post in two months now?

Jaybabe said...

Welcome back!

I think FanQ can do better with Carl.

Can you even imagine Afro with all those pics while she schooled in a catholic environment? Silly gal!

Welcome back sonn! Missed you big time!

candybox said...

Thanks for dropping by. But from what i've read so far me thinks you is a tease. Dropping by every so often then disappearing. Anyway, hopefully this time your here to stay not just tittilating us/me.............?

Uzezi said...

u can go and come as u like. coming from a lazy girl to you.
thanks 4 stopping by me. I will be back soon.

Atutupoyoyo said...

Double O my man. Blogville is an undoubtedly richer (and crazier) place for your presence. Ol boy leave me and my Norah o! I am appreciating her musical "talent".

But you really ought to update more dude. I no say I bad but you take the thing to a whole new level.

Holla at your boy I dey try round up some writing talent.

1stpet2v9 said...

please visit laspapi's blog so u can find out a time watch d v-monologues! please i want first hand info on how it went down

Ms. Catwalq said...

and what happened to constant updating?

Onome said...

to answer ur question bro i hope so....'twas an eye opener though(lol)

fantasy queen said...

WHAT LOG? didnt know u were one to let a girl down...update please(i'm batting my eyelids like mad here and using my little girl voice)..hope it works.

1stpet2v9 said...

i don't know how u manage 2 stay MIA

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

you updated? wow, make I go read oh. Nice to have you back, bro.


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

Onome said...

guy!!! y u never update? me go soon strike until u update o(lol).....how's u?

Supergirl said...

Your heading "i think im back" was very appropraite as from what i see, you are not back at all. How you dey sha, we are begining to miss you on blogsville again o

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badderchic said...

Dont I know the feeling, new names everywhere, old one you had come to know and love gone (still cant forgive CWB and Unshined)

Missed you by d way, a whole lot...I aint bluffing!

ozaveshe said...

badder...nice to hear from u too. u wont believe how much i missed u and all of blogsville. wait o, is it april fool u're doing for me? lol

Afrobabe said...

hmmmm I see u r around...creeping...takes someone like badder babe to make u show urself, well u've been caught cos she was the bait....

ur only way out of the situation is to post something.......

u have 48 hrs!!!!

Omohemi Benson said...

so you stage a comeback and disappear again!

where u at ?

Bunmmy said...

no not new, been around for while.

time to update, update...........

1stpet2v9 said...

u've been back since February....
and i,
i have given up.

Supergirl said...

Runnaway dude, youve been tagged. Read mty last post and youll understand. Hope youre doing okay

bighead said...

Ah!!! I see. Its a once-in-three-months posting schedule yu have. I'm worse. I hope yu are feeling more important with my "urging" yu to do a new post.

BTW did yu study english in skl? emotional liasons huh???

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